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Weazel News First Official Hostage Standoff!

You heard it here first, folks! A local gunman named Mr Mercer recently kidnapped and involved…

NYC on the rise! Local Taco Salesman takes advantage of new opportunities

In a starting discover during the lunchtime runch that is NYC’s dreaded 12-1 window. We found…

NYC: To Mayor or not to mayor?

After several months following a collapse in popularity for a possible election of New York’s Mayor…

Bourgeois Billionaire demands justice!

Local Billionaire, Alfie Warrens and his son become victim to daring double kidnapping In a daring…

Dropout Kingpin Dunzo?

“Mathias”, alleged founder of street drug “Dropout Diesel” caught green handed in triple felony case. Today…

A Rare Withdrawal – Unicorn man involved in Pacific Bank Heist

The impossible became possible tonight. Pacific National, home to the city’s largest deposit of high-value goods…

Opinion: Has Twitter become the worst source of news?

Social Media statistics prove that news posted by the public is typically biased and below college…